Sounds Asian On The Phone

This girl has a point. How dare Asian students have a sense of community and spend time with their families during the weekend instead of doing keg stands and throwing up in the middle of the street like polite and civil white American students? When I am somewhere having epiphanies about political science and stuff, the last thing I want to hear is you "ching chonging" it up on your Hello Kitty cellphone about some random tsunami or some nuclear meltdown or whatever. It's just rude.

In all seriousness, I love how she started he racially offensive rant with "don't take this offensively." White people, from here on out if you hear yourself utter the words "don't take this offensively", turn the camera off, change the subject, or just stop and count to ten. It will not end well for you. I will give her points for not referring to the people who make her life a living hell as Oriental.