This blog gives my alcoholism credibility. It is also my take on life, music, videogames, politics, and everything in between.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
This Christmas
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Heavy D 1967-2011
Dwight Errington Myers a.k.a Heavy D passed away earlier today at age 44. I remember being sad when I heard about Pac, Biggie, and Jam Master J dying, but there is something about hearing about Heavy D passing away that is like a punch to the stomach. Maybe it was all of the positive things he said on twitter, or maybe it was that I have never heard one bad thing about him from anybody in the industry. For all the shit I feel like BET gets wrong, it made me so happy that he got the people off of their feet like it was the early 90's again during their last Hip-Hop awards show. Below is a re post of a blog I wrote last September, I tried to give him his roses while he could smell them.
VH-1 does a Hip-Hop Honors show which gets worse and worse each year. I remember telling someone a couple of years ago, if they ever get around to honoring Master P they should just shut the show down, and what did they do this year? They honored Master P!
One person who should have got his due way before Master P was Heavy D. In a 10 year span (87 to 97) he released 6 albums 3 gold, and 3 platinum. He collaborated with Michael and Janet Jackson. He had a hand in putting on Pete Rock & CL Smooth & The Notorious BIG. As a performer he danced at a time when other rappers were too hardcore to dance and have a good time and he did it without ever being corny. Considering he was a big man, his breath control on the mic was incredible. He never had to rap over a backing track like so many of today's rappers who barely move when they are on stage. Heavy D also made the transition from artist to label head more than a decade before Jay-Z, taking over Uptown Records after Andre Harell left in 1996. During this time he put out hit records by Soul For Real & Monifa.
The thing is everything I mentioned just pertained to music, Heavy also did his thing on the big screen, small screen and on the stage as an actor. Unlike Master P, Heavy D never did never did anything desperate to remain relevant, his music is still good today, and most importantly he never did anything to embarrass his people. The ill thing is they will probably wind up honoring the guy who invented spinning rims or Lil' Bow Wow before anyone give Heavy D his due.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
This Is Not Shôtarô Kaneda!
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Now This Is Funny
Monday, October 10, 2011
Epic Photo Of The Week
Monday, September 26, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
10 Random Songs Wednesday
Doowhop by Blu feat. Planet Asia & Killa Ben The rest of the Jesus LP is pretty hit and miss but this track is one of the best Hip-Hop songs of 2011. It was produced by the Alchemist.
Steppin' To The A.M. by 3rd Bass I used to have the Cactus Album on tape and this song stayed in heavy rotation, well at least it did in my room when I was 12. These guys were nothing like the Beastie Boys which were at the time the only other white act in Hip-Hop.
Lose Your Way by Nicolay feat. Carlita Durand This song is what being happily single on a Friday night at the start of summer sounds like. Carlita Durand has such a pretty voice.
Popcorn Love by New Edition Some songs just make you happy when you hear them. For me this is one of those songs.
Dare by Stan Bush This is the other Stan Bush song on the Transformers The Movie Soundtrack. It is so fantastically cheesy that if you are driving when it comes on you might start speeding.
Glaciers Of Ice by Raekwon, Ghostface Killa & Masta Killa I heard this song on St. Louis' underground Hip-Hop show on KDHX and went to Chestefield Mall the next day and bought the cassette single. Nobody was touching the RZA at this time. Masta Killa's verse was and is still my favorite on the song.
Get Up by Amel Larriex When I worked in commercial radio, I loved it when songs like this made it into rotation. The second single she put out from the Infinite Possibilities album was a remix to "Sweet Misery" which also made rotation. Neither of these songs were big hits but at least the station where I was working gave them a shot.
Best I Ever Had by Drake There was a time when Drake was somebody people rooted for. That was a long time ago. This is still a great song and the video which featured all of those light skinned girls with big titties was pretty fantastic.
Other Side Of The Game by Erykah Badu This is one of those songs that will never get old because the groove is undeniable. That said, it is a song about a woman who is in love with a fool who would rather sell dope to support his growing family because it is easier than getting up everyday and going to a legit job.
Your Hands by Marsha Ambrosius If I was still making slow jam tapes like I did back in the day, this song along with so many others off of Late Nights & Early Mornings would be on there. I hope we don't have to wait to long before we get another album from her.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Meet Rep. John Fleming (R-La)
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Who Greenlights This Foolishness?
Monday, August 29, 2011
How Is This Still Cool?
For those of you who do not follow professional baseball this is the logo for the Cleveland Indians. This is not an old logo from the 30's and 40's but the one that adorns almost all of their official paraphernalia today in 2011. It's bad enough that the majority of the people who would be offended by this have been killed off but to continually mock them with this logo is just cruel and insensitive. I know someone reading this may think I am being too sensitive and that this is not a big deal, but what if there was a logo like this representing your nationality of ethnic group? Replacing the feather with a sombrero and putting a joint in between those over sized teeth would surely upset some of my Hispanic friends, I am pretty sure throwing a Yamaka on this logo with some side locks would be a tad unsettling to my Jewish brothers & sisters, and I would be on the phone with the quickness to Al Sharpton if a Major League Baseball team changed it's logo to Lil' Wayne's face.
If Mississippi State a.k.a. Ole' Miss can change their logo from a confederate soldier to a rebel black bear and stop singing "the south will rise again" when the football team scores a touchdown, I think The Cleveland Indians organization should sack up and seriously consider changing this.
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Watch The Throne
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Elzhi
It's one thing to remake a classic Hip-Hop song but to remake what many fans consider to be one of the best Hip-Hop albums of all time is a task I didn't think anyone could or for that matter should try to pull off. That said, you probably can't tell someone who worked with the great J. Dilla about what can't be done. Former Slum Village member Elzhi's Elmatic is a fantastic tribute to Nas' Illmatic but it also stands on it's own as a great album.
When I saw that he was going on a small US tour with a live band that would be kicking off in Indianapolis, August 19th at The Jazz Kitchen, I got a ticket immediately. If you have not heard this album yet it can be downloaded for free at Elzhi's Official Site, and there is a limited edition double LP version pressed up on vinyl that is available at Fatbeats.
Friday, August 12, 2011
Common & Nas
Common is in my top 5 and I really needed him to put something like this out to make me forget about his last album.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
This Is How You Promote An Album!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Men Lie, Women Lie..
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Big Meech
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Only Wilt Could Pull This Off
Monday, August 1, 2011
What An Effen' Deal!
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Kreayshawn
Someone asked me recently what I thought about Kreayshawn and her White Girl Mob movement. Well, I feel like the overall vibe is pretty lame but like most people her age there is a pretty good chance she was raised on lame Hip-Hop. Now, I am not going to lie I am mildly entertained by this song, especially the line "bitch you ain't no Barbie, I seen you work at Arby's." That part actually makes me laugh out loud. I could go on and on, but the below quote pretty much sums up how I feel about this so called movement.
"Everybody wants to be a nigga, but nobody wants to be a nigga" -Paul Mooney
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
So I Creep
Monday, July 18, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
For Parents With Goofy Ass Children
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I Dig This Picture For So Many Reasons
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
10 Random Songs Wednesday
NE Heartbreak by New Edition The album version of this song is cool, but the version that everyone remembers is the one that they used in the video that was only put out on vinyl. When you go back and listen to this song, you can hear that Bell Biv DeVoe basically took the vibe from this remix, ran with it and made their first album Poison. LL Cool J ghost wrote Michael Bivins' rap verse. I know this because I have the this hard to find 12 inch in my personal collection.
Get The Fuck Out My House by The 2 Live Crew This is actually a really funny record off of As Nasty As They Wanna Be where Luke tells a woman she isn't shit for 5 solid minutes over a Hip-House beat. As much as this song makes me laugh I am glad Hip-House is just a footnote in music history. I listened to the whole album recently and it is amazing that this is what people were trying to ban as obscene in 1990. Some of the songs on this record are almost PG-13 compared to some of the music that is out now.
Gravity by Da Bush Babies This is one of those east coast groups that I feel got lost in the shuffle during the jiggy era. Gravity is a great album which featured a very un famous at the time Mos Def on a couple of songs.
Big Timer by Fiend I hated No Limit when it was popular. I am proud to say Master P did not get one dime out of me when he was dumping all of those garbage albums in record stores in the late 90's. That said, I would hear a song No Limit song every once and a while that did not make me want to punch the first person I saw with gold teeth. This was one of them.
Beat The Clock by Ghostface Killa No one else could do this song, or most Ghostface Killa songs for that matter. The Pretty Tony Album was so dope.
Bring It On by N'Dea Davenport I'm the only person I know who bought her solo album. If the name seems familiar she is also the lead singer for The Brand New Heavies. There is also a DJ Premier remix of this track.
It's Trick by Run D.M.C. As much as I like Run D.M.C., I HATE this record. It is one of those corny songs that white people who don't know anything about Hip-Hop get excited about whenever they hear it. I know that sounded racist, but I go out a lot and have seen this first hand too many times to count.
December 4th by Jay-Z The Black Album still sounds as fresh today as when it came out. I know a lot of people who like to argue about it being a classic or not. In my opinion it is. This song which features Jay-Z's mom is liked by even the biggest of Nas apologists.
Royalty by Gang Starr feat. K.C. & JoJo On paper this looked like a terrible collaboration. K.C. & JoJo were fresh off of pop star success with "All My Life" and we had not heard from Gang Starr in about 4 years, but it worked. I listened to this album front to back about a month ago and it is a problem that no one ever brings up Moment Of Truth when classic albums are discussed.
Let It Go by Little Brother feat. Mos Def This was off of the Seperate But Equal Mixtape that they did with DJ Drama. Luckily there was a a Drama free edition of this mixtape that you could listen to like a regular album without all of the yelling and gunshot. As much as I love the work Phonte is doing with Foreign Exchange, I would love another album with all 3 members of Little Brother working together again.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
First Gentleman
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Add This To Your Queue
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Why Tupac Is Better Than Your Favorite Rapper
In 1993, Tupac received a letter from the parents of a dying boy, named Joshua. They said it was Joshua’s last wish to meet Tupac. Tupac flew to Maryland to meet Joshua and took him to a basketball game. Soon after Joshua’s death Tupac renamed his publishing company from Ghetto Gospel Music to Joshua’s Dream.
"I had written a letter saying how much I loved his music to his fan club. At the end I made a joke saying that if he ever read this letter to please take me to my prom since my boyfriend had just broken up with me. About a month later there was a knock at my door and it was him! He was by himself. No reporters no homies just Tupac Shakur at my doorstep. He came in and talked to me and my mom and my brother for about fifteen minutes and asked me if I had gotten a dress yet. I said no and he said he would take care of it and gave me $1500 in all hundred dollar bills and told me to get something pretty. Prom day came and he called and said to be ready. A limo showed up with Tupac in it and went straight to my prom. Everyone was going crazy taking pictures but we hung out there for about thirty minutes. We danced to about five songs then he said he had business to take care of kissed me on the cheek and left. I think the world lost a great person when Tupac was killed and I will always remember his kindness"
Most rappers, including many of the ones that I like are so full of shit as people. Other than David Banner who I know for a fact was giving people the clothes off of his back when Katrina hit, I coudn't imagine any of today's so called icons doing anything like this unless it was an 8 episode reality show on MTV or VH-1 in it for them. We miss you Tupac, happy birthday.Thursday, June 16, 2011
Cartoon Racial Draft
Hotwing from The Silverhawks: I really was not a huge fan of this show but even as a 9 year old, I remember wondering why the only black character on the show was named Hotwing. The other characters were scientists and pilots. Hotwing was a cotdamn magician! In a random piece of trivia, Adolf Caesar was the voice of Hotwing. If that name does not ring a bell. He played Sarge in A Soldiers Story and Mister's daddy in the film The Color Purple.
Every Ethnic Character On The Superfriends: In an attempt to make it seem like white folks were not the only ones capable of saving the world, the Superfriends introduced Black Vulcan, Apache Chief, Samurai, and El Dorado who is not pictured here but if you could not tell by the name, he was Hispanic super hero who drove a gold low riding Cadillac. Black Vulcan wasn't too bad but why couldn't they just call him Vulcan? They never gave El Dorado anything important to do so I can't really go in on him. I really feel for my Asian & Native American brothers and sisters who had to put up with Samurai and Apache Chief. What makes these characters so out of pocket that their super powers and their names were based on them being ethnic minorities. It would be like if they had an Italian female super hero who got her strength from a magical tanning bed and she was named Pasta Girl. The worst thing about the inclusion of these characters is that they do not actually exist in the DC comic universe. They ignored the few ethnic characters that were in their actual comic books and made these guys up just for this show. By the way El Dorado did not actually drive a gold Caddy. That was a joke, but it did not seem that far fetched did it?
Roadblock from G.I. Joe: I had no problem with the fact that everything he said rhymed. It did bother me that every once and a while he would have to cook dinner for all of the other G.I. Joes at the end of an episode. To G.I. Joe's credit they had a lot of black characters who did nothing even remotely stereotypical, including Alpine their mountain climbing expert and Iceberg their skiing expert.
Destro from G.I. Joe: I know he is supposed to be a Scottish arms dealer but if you did not read the comics and only watched the TV show, you know Destro was black all day long. Not only did he dress like a pimp. He had the only female member of Cobra in check for most of the series. The Baroness understood that a pimps love is much different from a squares love, and the rest of the Cobra organization was full of squares. He also lived by one of legendary west coast pimp Rosebud's biggest rules for pimping success which is, if you want to be respected in the game you must stay deep with white hoes. Note: I made a mistake, it was pointed out to me that I mispelled Rosebudd's name. It is actually spelled with two d's for a double dose of this pimpin'.
Blaster from The Transformers: Transformers was my show. I am still a Tranformers fan to this day. I remember saving up 17 bucks so I could buy this toy back in the day. The thing is Blaster did not get his name because he was good at blasting the Decepticons, but because he transformed into a giant orange portable stereo. For those of you who did not grow up in the 80's these radios were affectionately referred to by many as a ghetto blasters. There was actually an episode during season 2 where he pissed off all of the Autobots by playing his music too loud. He was voiced by Buster Jones, the same guy who voiced Black Vulcan. Panthro from The Thundercats: I can't front, Panthro was the man. He was the best fighter among the the Thundercats and he was their engineer. On top of all that he had a nose like KRS-One just in case suckas on 3rd Earth tried to get it confused. The whole time I watched Thundercats as a kid I never put it together that Panthro's voice was provided by Earle Hyman a.k.a. Grandpa Huxtable from The Cosby Show.
Black Manta from The Superfriends: I know he wore a mask whenever he was on screen but under the wet suit was a very angry brother from Baltimore who hated white people because of how they treated black people on land. He wanted to create a strong black nation under the sea, and bitch ass Aquaman was the only person standing is his way. For obvious reasons they never went to deep into Black Manta's criminal motivation on the show. He had been fighting Aquaman for almost 10 years before he even revealed he was black. That said his first comic book appearance was 1967, so it was probably a good idea to keep that under wraps.
BAPE Optimus Prime
Monday, June 13, 2011
Bill & Camille
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Monday, June 6, 2011
Bell Biv DeVoe
Thursday, June 2, 2011
These Are The Breaks
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
One More Time For Mya!
Check These Shits Out!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Kenan & Kel
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Wear Condoms!
Monday, May 16, 2011
Bill And Quincy
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Every Day I'm Hustlin'
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Four Walls Won't Hold Me Tonight
Saturday, May 7, 2011
RBI Baseball & The New Mariah Carey CD
Monday, May 2, 2011
This Pretty Much Sums It Up
I think the celebrations were a bit much last night but if Osama Bin Laden killed someone in my family and bragged about it for 10 years on VHS mixtapes, I would have broke out my beach ball and American Flag to.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
3 And A Half Mics!!!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
10 Random Songs Wednesday
What can I really say about Marvin Gaye that has already not been said. I just know that he could probably sing the hoe out of damn near any woman better than any man who has ever walked the earth. If you don't believe me, listen to the live version of this song.
Black Hand Side by Pharoahe Monch feat. Styles P & Phonte
I have made it pretty clear to anyone who will listen how much I love Pharoahe Monch's new album W.A.R. This song is in the same vein of a criminally slept on joint by Styles P from a several years ago called "I'm Black". If you were hoping like I was that this was going to be Phonte from Little Brother, pump your brakes it is Foreign Exchange Phonte.
Second Childhood by Nas
I am probably the only person who thinks God's Son was a better album than Stillmatic. That said Stillmaticc had this song on it which was better than anything out at the time. 10 years later the lyrics are still very relevant. This is one of my favorite DJ Premier beats.
She Ought To Know by Eric Roberson feat. Marsha Ambrosius
I already dig Eric's music, but I will buy damn near anything with Marsha's voice on it. This is the the kind of joint you put on your grown man slow jam tape.
Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down by Brand Nubian
I always think of the episode of Martin when he challenges Tommy Hearns to a fight after winning a charity boxing championship. It's a very funny episode and a great song.
If I were Your Woman by Gladys Knight & The Pips
This is one of those classic songs I have to listen over and over when it comes up. The way her vocals become more intense as the song goes on makes this feel like more than just some lyrics that were written on a sheet of paper. Alicia Keyes tried to remake this song a few years ago and failed horribly. It also makes me feel some kind of way to hear Alicia sing this song now considering she stole a married man from his pregnant wife in front of the entire world.
When The Money Goes by Jay-Z
I can't remember exactly where I got this version of the song because the only version that was officially released was the one that was on Fabolous' last album with Jay-Z only doing the hook. This version is better, trust me.
I'm Still Waiting by Jodeci
I took this girl I really liked to see the Lion King on our first date and after the movie was over we drove back to her parent's house, not wanting the date to end the two of us just talked in my Hyundai hatchback for a couple of hours before I walked her to her door. This song was the first song on cassette tape of R&B songs that was the soundtrack to a conversation that I will never forget. I know Boyz II Men sold way more records, but from '91 to '96 NOBODY was effin' with Jodeci!
Vocab (Remix) by The Fugees
A lot of people including some of you reading this thought The Score was The Fugees first album because their first album Blunted On Reality was a flop on all levels. I will be honest when I first heard and saw the Fugees, I thought that they were a dark skinned, less talented version of Digable Planets. Luckily there was somebody at the label who had enough faith in this group to keep the project alive by releasing remixes to a couple of the stronger tracks on the album and the remix to Vocab banged hard.
Faithful by Common
I actually got to meet Common when this album was out. I told him one of my favorites on the album was "Faithful" because it was a perfect follow up to "Go". He told me that it was going to be the fourth single after "Testify". It wound up never happening. I still like Be from front to back except that they put the live version of "The Food" on the retail album while the studio version was on the bootleg.