Terrence T.C. Carson is doing quite well for himself doing voice overs for video games and animation. He has been the voice of Mase Windu in every Star Wars game since 2002 and is now providing his voice for the television series. One of the most popular projects he has done recently is The God Of War Trilogy for the PlayStation 2 & 3 in which he is the voice of the lead character Kratos.
This blog gives my alcoholism credibility. It is also my take on life, music, videogames, politics, and everything in between.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Kyle Barker Is Not Broke!
Terrence T.C. Carson is doing quite well for himself doing voice overs for video games and animation. He has been the voice of Mase Windu in every Star Wars game since 2002 and is now providing his voice for the television series. One of the most popular projects he has done recently is The God Of War Trilogy for the PlayStation 2 & 3 in which he is the voice of the lead character Kratos.
A New Christmas Classic
Sunday, December 19, 2010
1995 BMW csi
I like this car so much because unlike the other BMWs at the time or even now, it was intentional flashy and loud. If the other Beamers were Brooks Bros. suits, the 850 is something Steve Harvey would wear. This model had a V-12 engine which was so ridiculous that the the end of 1996 the csi could not be sold in the United States because it did not comply with new emission regulations without substantial re-engineering. It was actually electronically limited to a top speed of 155 mph.
Even though this car only got about 12 miles per gallon, I would drive around town all day blasting "Warning" by the Notorious BIG for no reason but to let the suckas know I am not putting up with any foolishness. I would switch it up at night when I pull up to the club, I'd play "I'll Take Her" by Ill & Al Scratch. I hated that group but Brian Mcknight was on the hook of that song to smooth it out, and it just seems like something you should play before you step into the club with the sole intent of stealing some fool's woman!
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
A Christmas Story
While I was writing this a random thought popped into my head. What did the parents of little Asian girls do?
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Good Riddance
For all 507 touchdowns he has thrown, this guy has not won been to or won a Super Bowl since the Playstation 1 was the shit, and everyone still talks about how great he is. I'm not saying 507 touchdowns is not impressive but if you are going to bring that up you also have to bring up that he is the all time leader in interceptions as well with 334. I am almost convinced he has hung around these last few years not to solidify his legacy, but to put all of numbers out of reach of the only active player who could break all of his records, Peyton Manning. The only record Manning has no chance of breaking is Farve's record number of interceptions. He would have to throw almost 28 a year for he next five years to do that.
Watching Brett Farve play football this year has been like watching Muhammad Ali fight Larry Holmes in 1980. After 20 years, there have been flashes of past brilliance but the ability to be effective as an elite quarterback has been beaten out of him. If he has any class or sense he will not put that uniform again and save himself the embarrasment of getting knocked out of another game. For all of my hate, I acknowledge the guy is a first ballot shoe in for the Hall Of Fame but since I saw him crying like a bitch at the after a win over the Bears at the end of the 2006 season he has also been a hall of fame drama queen.
Friday, December 3, 2010
The Best Man = Boyz N' The Hood 2
Now because I often daydream when I am supposed to be working, I realized that these movies are linked because The Best Man is what would have happened if Ricky had he not been shot and killed at the end of Boyz N The Hood. If Ricky had gone on to play college football at USC he would have met people like the characters in The Best Man who wound up being his closest friends, and he would have gone on to be drafted by the New York Giants as a running back therefore providing him with the means to finance the lavish wedding in The Best Man. Lance Sullivan is the evolution of Ricky Baker. I will take it a step further because not only was Morris Chesnut in both films, so was Nia Long. Her character in Boyz N The Hood followed mark ass(loser) Trey down to Atlanta to attend Spelman. Atlanta is a long way from LA, so she probably would have become home sick and enrolled in USC to be closer to her mother. That is how Ricky/Lance & Brandi's/Jordan's friends all know each so well and are all happy and smiling in the picture above.
What point about black life and and the portrayal of African Americans in cinema can be drawn from this analysis? I'm not really sure I just know that I really like both of these movies and I should probably stop daydreaming so much at work.
Monday, November 29, 2010
They Meant Well
For those of you without sisters every toy company issues a black version of it's most popular dolls, except for Rainbow Bright. (I'll explain how I know that later) If you don't already know by looking at this picture why you were never able to find Oreo Fun Barbie at your local Toys R Us, here is the official reason why this doll was recalled.
This is an example of how much time and money that can be wasted when no one in the R&D department has any black friends. Even if this did doll stayed on store shelves, I am not sure how many people would have actually become angry. I was called an Oreo more than a few times as a youth, and I laughed out loud at this. What's really funny is that during the time in my life when I was called an Oreo my father was an executive for Nabisco, and guess what was the preferred sandwhich cookie in our household was? You guessed it, Hydrox.
Friday, November 26, 2010
J. MOORE'S Super Soulful Christmas
Monday, November 22, 2010
Remember That Mixtape I Told You About Where I Dissed De La Soul?
Monday, November 8, 2010
David Banner & 9th Wonder
For those of you who have not had your head in your ass, this has been a great year for Hip-Hop. We got great records from The Roots, Big Boi, Drake (yes motherfuckers, I said Drake) , Black Milk, and Wu Massacre just to name a few. One album I have been looking forward to for a while is David Banner & 9th Wonder's album Death Of A Popstar. I will be picking it up when it hits stores tomorrow, and I have been playing this joint heavy since it leaked a few days ago. It is the kind of song you can play with your wife or girlfriend to get a break from all of that shitty music she insists on playing when you are both in the car.
UPDATE: The album Death Of A Popstar has been pushed back to December 21st. 2010.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
This Is The Best Review Of Anything Ever!
Fighters Uncaged unreview: It's unbelievably ungood
One time, I was pushing a TV around so I could watch He-Man while I ate my Cap'n Crunch in the dining room. I was four years old. I accidentally pushed the TV over, bringing it smashing down on my finger. I had to get eight stitches and I eventually lost the fingernail.
I mention this only so you can fully appreciate the gravity of me saying that the half-hour I spent with Fighters Uncaged was the very worst TV-related thing that has ever happened to me. It's ugly, the fighting moves only work half of the time (except for ones like the straight right leg kick, which work none of the time). The training goes on forever before you get to the first round of actual fighting, which is against ... your trainer. It's terrible. I would erase Kinect from the fabric of time if it meant Fighters Uncaged would similarly be lost to the ether.I'm not giving it a score because I think scoring a game after a half hour sets a bad precedent, and I'd rather eat a rain-soaked box of poison buttholes than ever play Fighters Uncaged again.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
The Night I Dissed De La Soul
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
The Reason Juan Williams Should Have Been Fired
Let just get this out of the way, the 9/11 hijackers, shoe bomber, the Time Square bomber and the underwear bomber did not wear a Thobe, Bisht, Shalwar Kameez or Ghutra and Egal. They had on slacks, jeans, button ups, polo's and hooded sweatshirts. Terrorists probably know that wearing traditional Muslim clothing to the airport is not a good idea when you are dealing with a security detail who's expertise about Muslims comes from the TV show 24, Call Of Duty 4 and watching action movies where brown people are the villains. Now that I think about it, as a fan of 24, the Muslim villans on that show never really dressed in the traditional clothing that Mr. Williams seems to be so afraid of. If anything you have less to fear from Muslims wearing "Muslim garb". Thinking critically about the situation, you should be put at ease when you see someone dressed in the items listed above because fairly or unfairly there is a good chance they have been profiled thoroughly.
With that said as a professional journalist and commentator Juan Williams should be able to think more critically than someone (me) who plans their day around completing the daily challenges on Halo Reach, as a man of color he should have an understanding of how easily some of those in the general populous can turn their fear of minorities into unfair treatment and sometimes violence, and as someone who should know how the media game is played by now, he should have known better than to say what he said on Bill O'Reilly's show. Not being consistent with NPR's editorial standards and practices, and undermining his own credibility as a news analyst is something you get a stern closed door talking to about. Juan Williams should have been fired for being intellectually dishonest and for being a fear monger. Luckily, there is a place for people who think like this and they just gave him a $2 million contract.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
This Guy Has No Reason To Be Smiling
“Good morning, Anita Hill, it’s Ginny Thomas. I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. I would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full explanation of why you did what you did with my husband. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why you did what you did. Okay have a good day.”
Now if he put his wife up to this, I feel sorry for him becuase having your woman fight your battles for you in this manner are the actions of a born again bitch. If his wife did it on her own, then I really feel sorry for him because he clearly does not have his woman in check. Most people don't even bring up Anita Hill when they speak about Clarence Thomas. His views on the reach of Executive Powers and the 4th Amednment are much more worthy of conversation. I don't know what how she thought it would be benefiting her husband by refreshing everyone's memory about how his confirmation brought Long Dong Silver into the American lexicon.
Anita Hill did the classy thing when she got the voicemail. She dismissed the request, contacted the authorities, and said no comment. Now if she was not such a classy individual, I see her return voicemail going something like this.
"Good morning, Virgina, this is Anita Hill. First bitch, let me start by saying that I don't appreciate people calling here playing on my goddamn phone. If anyone is owed an apology it is me. Your husband has not always been henpecked and simple. The last thing you want me to do is give you a full explanation about what went down. Back in the day when we worked together at the EEOC, Clarence was a stone cold freak and liked to tell people all about it. Since it is clear that you've got more heart than your punk-ass old man, why don't you quit with the childish phone games and come see me so we can talk this out woman to woman. We can talk about about how I was willing to take a lie detector test 19 years ago and your husband wasn't, we can talk about how your PAC took half a million dollars from a secret donor so you could dress up like an idiot and sell tax cuts for the rich to working class people, or we could just talk about how you need to shut the fuck up when grown folks is talking. Have a nice day"Monday, October 18, 2010
Happy 25th Birthday NES
I remember when I first heard about them when they were test marketed in New York for Christmas 1986. I told my best friend Kevin that I was going to ask for one for my 10th birthday. He told me that his mom said they were going to go out of business. Now mind you this is April 1987 and there was no internet, video game press and we did not know anybody who had one so with this information I never even brought it up to my parents. Fast forward 4 months, I went to his house after his 10th birthday, and guess what Kevin got? This muthafucker got the zapper, the robot, and the at least 5 games. I should have kicked his ass up and down Burlington Ave for telling me that lie, but he had had Super Mario Bros & Excitebike so as a 10 year old I got over that shit pretty damn quick. Fast forward about 19 years, as the best man at his wedding I told this story in front of all of his friends and family.
Since I am a huge video game nerd, here are some other random facts about the NES and my life that I just feel like sharing.
When Super Mario Bros 2 came out, it was really hard to find but my parents still found a copy and I got it for me for Christmas. I told the other kids to suck it after I got back from Christmas break. After I beat it, I actually rented it to other kids in my class for 3$ a weekend.
Never challenge DJ Metrognome to a game of Super Tecmo Bowl, it is the only game he knows how to play and he will embarrass you with the Kansas City Chiefs.
The games averaged $50 each in the 1980's, which means with inflation Contra would cost well over $100 in 2010.
I am convinced I am the only person who actually liked The Adventures Of Bayou Billy.
If you are friend of mine chances are I don't know your phone number but I can still remember the code to get to Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punch-out. Ask me the next time you see me if you think I'm lying.
Atari was supposed to partner with Nintendo to put the system out, but they turned down the partnership when they found out Nintendo put out a version of Donkey Kong for the Colecovison. They should teach a class in college on how petty shit can lose you billions of dollars and use this as an example.
I gave my NES to my cousin Tiffany when I was in high school, that was a mistake.
My mom told me if we get you this Nintendo, we are not getting you any other video game system ever. She stuck to her guns because when I wanted a Sega Genesis 5 years later she told me to kick rocks.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Keep T.I. in Jail!
I know some people may be broken up and feel sorry for this dude, but I am actually mad he did not get more time. How does a 3 time fellon who is already on parole for federal weapons charges get only 11 months for coke weed and pills? There is somebody locked up right now for 11 months because they drove while suspended and had no proof of car insurance.
At what point as a man do you realize that missing your kid's birthdays for selfish reasons is not cool? For that reason alone, I don't want to see any free T.I. shirts, and he does not deserve any shout outs from anybody. We need to stop turning every rapper who goes to jail into Steven Biko. I know too many people who are more talented than T.I., Lil' Wayne, or DMX that will never get their shot, to miss one night of sleep on these fools who are handed the keys to the kingdom.
Do you know who I really feel sorry for in all this?, not his wife, his kids, and damn sure not his record company. They should be used to this shit by now. I fell sorry for Plaxico Burress. Despite having a previous criminal record that only includes traffic tickets, Burress got 2 years in prison for shooting himself in a club. I may view him as stupid when he gets out, but not a criminal. When Plaxico applied for parole recently he was denied, in fact I think it is a pretty safe bet that T.I. will be doing shows again before Burress has an opportunity to catch another touchdown. I guess Burress should have found someone to tell on when he got in a jam, that is the only way I can explain T.I.'s never getting the book thrown at him.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Body & Soul
For those of you of a certain age, you may not remember a time when female rappers did not have to whore it up, act as if they were mildly retarded and cover themselves in tacky tattoos to get on TV. This is one of my favorite videos from that era.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
My Anti-Crash Moment
As I'm settling into my first class seat and soaking in the almost suffocating hospitality, the white passenger in front of me turns around says "still in first huh?" What?, oh I get it Mr. White Man, you see a brother chilling in first class and he had to be bumbed up. I guess I can't pay for an internationl ticket (which I did not) like you, since you can't pay for plane tickets with food stamps. Luckily I said all of these things in my head before I reacted to the situation, because I had forgotten that I had on my Atlanta Braves hat. The guy was not a racsist, he was a baseball fan and yes the Braves were in first place. So I replied "yep still in first". He proceeded to give me the thumbs up and did not bother me the rest of the flight. Relieved that I was not going to have to put up with his foolishness for the next 12 hours I ordered the chicken cor don bleu with lime sorbet for desert, put on my Public Enemy tape, and enjoyed the rest of my flight.
I ripped this from my old blog that nobody read because yesterday Bobby Cox managed his last game with the Atlanta Braves. This is how my mind works.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Guy is clearly not getting back together!
I don't know if he is serious or not, and I don't really care. If they turned this into a weekly show I would demand that he keep the yellow suit for every episode. I figure if you show up to a white persons house dressed up like Curious George's best friend, they have to let you train their dog.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
What Don't You Understand About 12 Items Or Less?
I'm a staight up bachelor, so I never buy more than 20 dollars worth of food at a time. I know this sounds strange, but I'm also really cheap when it comes to buying food. I've figured out that if you don't buy junk food and you pay attention to your weekly circulars and use a cupon here and there, you can feed yourself for a week on between 15 to 20 dollars and that includes beer. That said when I go to the grocery store I want to get in and get out, so I use the self check out lines that do not require me to even deal with a check out person. This should usually saves time, but every once and a while it winds up extending my stay at the store because these lines are like rest havens for the mentaly challenged. Below is a list of people who need to stick with traditional check out and perhaps wear helmets in public as not to incur any more brain inuries.
THE NON-READER: The directions in the self check out are not hard to follow if you can read, but if you want to see exactly where the public school system has failed a segment of America. You need to look no further than your local grocery store. What is really sad is that most of these terminals talk in both english and spanish. So most people who can't read also are unable to listen.
THE CHECK WRITTER: It is 2010, why are still writting checks for anything other than your rent, mortgage, or car payment? I'm sure there is a list of things people still write checks for but 17 dollars worth of candy and potato chips should not be on that list.
THE COMPUTER ILLITERATE: If you have never logged on to the internet or played minesweeper on a computer stay out of this line!!! I don't like discrimination of any kind, but when I see an old person in this line I know they are going to add an extra 5 minutes to my day. The worst is when one of these people have to figure out what to do when buying produce because that involves extra keystrokes and even more reading & concentration.
THE ASSHOLE: This is the person who knows how to use the self check out, but does not care that this line is usually for people with 12 items or less. There is a reason why the scales only hold so much. The worst thing about this is when somebody comes into the 12 items or less line with 150 dollars worth of groceries, nobody who works at the grocery store will tell the person to get the hell out of line, so I have to risk getting into it with some mouth breather when all I wanted was some ground turkey and 24 Oz cans of Bud Select.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
No, I Wasn't Kidding
Thursday, September 30, 2010
You Know I had To Say Something
Any person of faith will tell you that you you are supposed to believe in the message instead of the messenger. but just like anyone else at the top of their game some of these mega church messengers have huge egos and actually believe their own hype. That can be the only reason why Bishop Long would get up into the pulpit last Sunday with a hair piece that looked like it was made from some 1970's shag carpeting and tell people about throwing stones. What the Bishop said was not the most disturbing part of what happened in the Atlanta mega church, but the thunderous applause that followed his words. These people need to believe in the messenger, because they have invested so much in a man that even if he is wrong, he has to be right. Right?
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Star Wars Fans, George Lucas Hates You
Now I realize only 4 people read this blog and George Lucas is probably not one of them, but George if you love your real fans like you love black women, do us a favor and just just put out Episodes IV, V, VI. Making us put up with Episodes I, II, III is worse than sitting down to watch A Different World and it is an episode from the first season with Lisa Bonet & Merissa Tomei. For those of you not familiar with that show, it's first season was very popular when it first aired and is almost unwatchable now.
The Prequel's visuals will probably look incredible in 3D, but unfortunately the scripts, directing, and Hayden Christensen acting will still be one dimensional.
I Need A Dog Like This
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If you could not tell by the shine on his pants, his hat or gold chains this dogs owner was probably the realest dudes in BK back in the day. Unfortunately his dog did have to go up north for 10 to 15 on a robbery bid. The prison time is in dog years so she should be home before Christmas. Hold your head Shaunte!
Monday, September 27, 2010
US Polo Assn. Is Not Polo!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Underrated Hip-Hop Figures: Heavy D
One person who should have got his due way before Master P was Heavy D. In a 10 year span (87 to 97) he released 6 albums 3 gold, and 3 platinum. He collaborated with Michael and Janet Jackson. He had a hand in putting on Pete Rock & CL Smooth & The Notorious BIG. As a performer he danced at a time when other rappers were too hardcore to dance and have a good time and he did it without ever being corny. Considering he was a big man, his breath control on the mic was incredible. He never had to rap over a backing track like so many of today's rappers who barely move when they are on stage. Heavy D also made the transition from artist to label head more than a decade before Jay-Z, taking over Uptown Records after Andre Harell left in 1996. During this time he put out hit records by Soul For Real & Monifa.
The thing is everything I mentioned just pertained to music, Heavy also did his thing on the big screen, small screen and on the stage as an actor. Unlike Master P, Heavy D never did never did anything desperate to remain relevant, his music is still good today, and most importantly he never did anything to embarrass his people. The ill thing is they will probably wind up honoring the guy who invented spinning rims or Lil' Bow Wow before anyone give Heavy D his due.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Having Sprint Is Like Being In An Abusive Relatioship
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I can only assume that somebody in India wrote this.
Dwele
If the world was fair this guy would get as much run as Trey Songz. He has a new album out called Wants World Women that is worth checking out.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I Don't Give Homeless People Money And Neither Should You
I have not always been this way, I remember one holiday season I was making my rounds in the U-City Loop in St. Louis when a homeless man approached me. I knew I was in for it because he started off by telling me he did not need a ride. What? After we get that out of the way he goes into a story about how he had survived a stabbing, and that the person who did it has been convicted. At this point I really wish he would get to the point. Sensing that I was growing impatient he asked if he could get seven dollars to get a room for the night and three meals. (Side note: If anyone can tell me where to get 3 hots and a cot for seven dollars or less other than jail please let me know) I told myself that I’m not coming off any money, but it was Christmas time and I had not really given any change to the bell ringers so I broke the guy off a couple of dollars. As I am about to be on my way he pulls the Jesus card to try and get 5 more bucks out of me. This always tugs at me a bit because of a play I saw in church when I was younger about having compassion towards your fellow man as if they were Jesus…or something like that; it was a long time ago. I just don’t want to get to the pearly gates and have Jesus bring up how I wouldn’t give him any money for a two-piece dark with biscuit. Anyway back to the homeless guy, he says in the name of Jesus I should give him some more money. At this point, I had had enough and I say “in the name of Jesus you’re only getting two dollars", and I keep it moving.
Now that one experience was not enough to sour me on helping my fellow man. Donald Trump of all people inspired me to stop giving people on the street money. I was watching this documentary on cable about children who are born into obscene wealth. They interview Trump’s youngest daughter and she tells a story about how her and her father saw a street person in the early nineties. She explained how her father pointed to the man and said “that man has two billion dollars more than me” For those of you who don’t remember at that time Donald Trump was going through bankruptcy at that time. Now I certainly can’t liken my financial situation to that of Donald Trump, but between student loans and credit cards the guy begging outside of the Walgreens has about twenty-five thousand dollars more than me.
I know that is some cold-blooded logic, but I said I would not give money away. If you are a homeless person with a hustle then perhaps we can work something out. In St. Louis somehow the homeless put out their own newspaper, which I always buy. Nobody hustles like the Chicago homeless. I’ve heard stories about how they will try and sell you everything from batteries to baby clothes. The last time I was there they tried to sell me a six-pack of white tube socks. Unfortunately I only had my check card on me. Now that I think about it, that is what I will tell people who want me to give them money from now on. Begging on the street has got to be rough in an increasingly paperless society.
Braylon Edwards' Crew Is Lame
Where My Killer Tape At?
The most useless part of most modern Hip-Hop albums are the skits or interludes, but if you were a fan of the Wu-Tang Clan in the early 90's you know that this was not always true. This is one of my favorites from their debut album. Someone added animation to it and it gave me a quick laugh.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
1987 560 SEC
Monday, September 20, 2010
I Would Not Have Given Shit Back!
His biggest mistake was not taking the money and getting his people a house, but not paying the jailbird who hooked up the deal back the money after he did not sign with the management company. Guys like that can't wait to get thier cornrows done, so they can go on Bryant Gumble's Real Sports and start snitching. I would have tired to get the money from USC directly. I have a good feeling that after that first National Champioship, they could have hooked that up.
He is not the first to do something like this and because the NCAA has it's heads so far up their assess he won't be the last. In fact, if you are a star at a top 25 program and you are riding around campus hungry on factory rims you need to get your shit together and get it while it is here to get. That last sentence may make me seem some what morally bankrupt, but say I were to get caught recieving cash, free dinners, and a car. I would be judged and punished by the NCAA and the college, and who are they to judge my morals. I am 19 years old athlete who they wouldn't give a shit about if I could not run or jump.